Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Moments of pathetic celebrity 

Part II

Sitting at a picnic table outside a restaurant in Cleveland. A couple walk up.

The guy: You're the bartender at Sixth Street Under, aren't you?

Me: Yeah.

The guy: (to the girl) Told you!

Monday, August 10, 2009

Moments of pathetic celebrity 

Part I

Standing at a Coke machine on the Upper West Side:

Tall guy with a European accent: Hello, you are a really large Yo La Tengo fan, yes?

Me: Uh, sure.

Tall guy: I saw you, it was maybe a year ago. At the Yo La Tengo concert. You were in the front row, yes, I saw you! That was very good show, yes, did you like it very much as well?

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